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 Tuesday (March 9, 2010) Kirbed Enthusiasm Deacon has asked Doug to help him coach Kirby’s pee-wee football team. In order to motivate the team, Doug tells the kids about the semi-professional team that he used to play with, the Nassau Rebels, and how he stopped playing with them once he got married. Kirby is disinterested in pee-wee football and leaves the field, only to have Doug and Deacon follow him to the car. Kirby makes Doug agree that he doesn’t have to play pee-wee football unless Doug goes back to the rebels. Doug’s new training regimen entails a healthy diet, and a strict exercise schedule implemented by Danny. Carrie is reluctant to let Doug participate in the tryouts for the rebels until she sees how sexy he becomes when getting back into shape. Unfortunately, the good times don’t last long for Doug because during Rebel tryouts he finds out how out of shape he still is! Watch a clip of this show: 56K | 300K Wednesday (March 10, 2010) Jung Frankenstein After seeing Doug eat a hearty breakfast of pancakes and sausage, Carrie advises him to eat a light lunch since they’ll be going to a play with some work friends of hers. Not only does Doug ignore her advice, he participates in an egg roll eating competition during lunchtime. By the time the play comes around, Doug has such an upset stomach that he can’t stop belching. Carrie is infuriated and sends her husband home early only to find him stuffing his face with Yodel chocolate cakes when she arrives. Carrie convinces Doug to go see a therapist who will help him overcome his poor eating habits and lose weight. Doug’s therapist, Dr. Wagner, gives him some great tips on watching his food intake, and Carrie is happily surprised. Soon she starts giving her own suggestions on some of the “problems the doctor can help Doug with . . . like watching too much television, being more spontaneous, tips on being a better lover, etc. It’s not until Deacon gets in on the game and adds some issues of his own to Doug's “therapy list that the truth gets out. Watch a clip of this show: 56K | 300K Thursday (March 11, 2010) Mammary Lane Carrie’s boss, Mr. Kaplan, asks her to keep an eye on his son Trevor who he's bringing to the office. Carrie, who sees this as an opportunity to "get in good" with her boss, eagerly agrees. The problem arises when Trevor squeezes Carrie’s breast – leaving her unsure of how to react because he’s the boss' son. Meanwhile, Doug and his buddies are preparing for a bowling tournament. He makes an effort to be extra nice to Denise, the new shoe-rental girl, who Deacon, Spence and Danny have been teasing and making fun of because they think she's ugly. Denise mistakes Doug's friendliness for affection, and begins to pretend that her brother is her boyfriend so Doug will understand that she is not interested. Doug becomes irritated, and insists that his congeniality was really only a "mercy flirt". Watch a clip of this show: 56K | 300K Friday (March 12, 2010) Business Affairs Doug stops by Carrie's office, and is introduced to her work-husband Curt. Although Carrie assures him that he has nothing to worry about since Curt is gay, Doug is threatened by just how close the two are. They go to lunch together, share work secrets, and are very tight. He raises his concerns to Carrie, but she tells him that he has the same relationship with Deacon. Doug is not happy with her comparison, and the two than try to make each other jealous by spending more time with their "work spouses" than with each other. Meanwhile, Arthur is jealous of a new dog that Holly has added to her route. Watch a clip of this show: 56K | 300K Monday (March 15, 2010) Connect Four When Carrie wins a month's worth of company seats to the Knicks game, the Heffernans face a difficult decision in finding the perfect couple to invite to join them. Carrie makes the first offer to her friend Elly from spinning class. At the game, Doug couldn't be more unhappy with her choice as Stuart, Elly's husband, is old enough to be his father and very boring. Doug then invites his friend IPS co-worker Eddie, but Carrie is practically bored to tears by Eddie's girlfriend Simone. The perfect couple is finally assembled when both Stuart and Simone make plans, leaving their significant others to attend a basketball game with Doug and Carrie. Watch a clip of this show: 56K | 300K |
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